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#64

Litigation Proceedings Ongoing.

After my greatly received debut concert as Future Boy as stolen by means of a bootleg, then found on Soundcloud I have received attention I didn't want.

Hayao Miyazaki made a 24 minute anime called Future Boy Conan where the kids name is, yes you guessed it, Conan. Anyway Conan falls in love with / meets a girl called Lana. NHK and Animax sent me a nasty letter telling me to cease and desist right after my first debut gig. Soundcloud also automatically put a cheesy picture of Conan's face on my track, I mean pfft.wtf! robot. This is probably where it all came from.

Madonna (or Veronica as I like to call her) sent me a nasty letter saying that her newly adopted Malawian child Ester is really upset because her 2nd hamster (the first one died) is also called 'Future Boy' and so I got another cease and desist letter last week saying that she is awfully upset and hates the music (Madonna).

Anyway there's 2 guys on Soundcloud have approached me with the same name, now they wern't born that way like I was. 1 person on last fm not willing in sharing the same site which means I can't have one and a transvestite who's real name is Timmy on Tinder who for want of better words is asking me to cease and desist. I've never used Tinder or any other potential marriage agency.

Now all of them are actually wrong, the name 'Future Boy' was originally conceived by video game art manager at Sony around the year 1999AD (a year which I can't utter because Prince will be after me). A certain Theo Pantazi (ya, he's like really famous at photography) and I were taking a hard earned break of playing video games and chitty chatting in the smoking room and somehow the conversation came up about me coming from the future, which I do. Well, he clocked onto my small ear lobes in a rather unnerving way to which I explained that children of 'The Future' don't have any. From then on I was called 'Future Boy' (and sometimes Golden Bollox by the unbelievers).

So from here on into the Future I am called Future Boi and I'm writing this now for all to see as proofage on the internets that this is my moment as my lawyer really likes Curly Wurlys and I can't afford that much.

Just to remind ourselves that this is just one stage name I use, much like Veronica's 'Madonna' or 'Elton Johns' Reginald Kenneth Dwight. In the real world my name has actually changed. I can't hide the fact that electrocuted Wilma tunes is an outlet for all solo audio artworks created by me of which there will be 3 other artists played by me appearing in the next year.

So as not to make the same mistake again I've changed my real world name / title to clear up the confusion so all future posts by these scumbags can be classed null and void.

The title was awarded for a track on my last album released this summer called 'Why England' about King Michael Of Sealand which Radio Caroline still have refused to play. I shall get my people onto this. Like the track to show support and donate to help the Curly Wurly fund for my lawyers on Bandcamp.

The Prince Of Sealand

p.s. If you have a poster from the debut gig, hold onto to it. There were quite a few! Think how much money it may be worth in the Future if Future Boi makes it to the Glastonbury dance tent behind the Kebab stall eh!!!!!?????

The soundcloud link of the person I will sue for the bootleg is still mispeled. My people have appropriately responded.

https://soundcloud.com/electrocutedwilmatunes/future-boy-debut-wav

Future Boy Debut

Future Boy played his debut at The Smokehouse Ipswich 1/8/18

.....a bootleg was recovered

https://soundcloud.com/electrocutedwilmatunes/future-boy-debut-wav